Coffee Quotes That Keeps You Awake

Coffee (v.), survival juice. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Humanity runs on coffee. Coffee makes everything "OKAYER". I like my coffee like I like my women in a plastic cup. Depresso: the feeling when you've run out of coffee.

I don't need an inspirational quote, I NEED COFFEE.  Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. My birthstone is a coffee bean. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. Coffee is a hug in a mug. I must get up, my coffee needs me... Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping. I have bean salad everyday, coffee bean...

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